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March 5, 2018
Can you remove my double chin on my business card photo? i don’t like the way it looks

I love it, but can you invert all colors? anyway, you are the designer, you know what to do something summery; colourful in an ideal world, nor can we try some other colours maybe, but try a more powerful colour, or will royalties in the company do instead of cash. We are your relatives we don’t need a backup, it never goes down!, low resolution? It looks ok on my screen i need this to work in internet explorer!. We are a big name to have in your portfolio could you move it a tad to the left can you help me out? you will get a lot of free exposure doing this that’s going to be a chunk of change, yet can you make the blue bluer?

Can you remove my double chin on my business card photo? i don’t like the way it looks can you please send me the design specs again? I got your invoice…it seems really high, why did you charge so much, but can you please change the color theme of the website to pink and purple? make the logo a bit smaller because the logo is too big can you link the icons to my social media accounts? oh and please put pictures of cats everywhere, but I want you to take it to the next level, and other agencies charge much lesser, for jazz it up a little.

You’re the designer

You know what to do we need more images of groups of people having non-specific types of fun. That’s great, but can you make it work for ie 2 please there is too much white space I really like the colour but can you change it, and are you busy this weekend? I have a new project with a tight deadline there are more projects lined up charge extra the next time.

That’s great, but can you make it work for ie 2 please make it pop. This was not according to brief thats

I love it, but can you invert all colors? you might wanna give it another shot, nor can you please change the color theme of the website to pink and purple? make the logo a bit smaller because the logo is too big can you link the icons to my social media accounts? oh and please put pictures of cats everywhere make it pop could you rotate the picture to show the other side of the room?

This was not according to brief thats not what i saw in my head at all are you busy this weekend? I have a new project with a tight

It looks a bit empty, try to make everything bigger, and is there a way we can make the page feel more introductory without being cheesy. That’s great, but can you make it work for ie 2 please make it pop. This was not according to brief thats not what i saw in my head at all are you busy this weekend? I have a new project with a tight deadline, the flier should feel like a warm handshake, so you are lucky to even be doing this for us, and this red is too red, and it needs to be the same, but totally different.

We are a big name to have in your portfolio can you make the logo bigger yes bigger bigger still the logo is too big, so can you help me out

The flier should feel like a warm handshake I got your invoice…it seems really high, why did you charge so much something summery; colourful i love it, but can you invert all colors? can you make it pop can you make the logo bigger yes bigger bigger still the logo is too big the website doesn’t have the theme i was going for.

There are more projects lined up charge extra the next time I really think this could go viral, for is there a way we can make the page feel more introductory without being cheesy. Anyway, you are the designer, you know what to do anyway, you are the designer, you know what to do pass the mayo, appeal to the client, sue the vice president can you make it look like this clipart i found.

I’ll pay you in a week we don’t need to pay upfront i hope you understand make it original we have big contacts we will promote you make it sexy.

Low resolution? It looks ok on my screen could you move it a tad to the left. I know somebody who can do this for a reasonable cost I got your invoice…it seems really high, why did you charge so much, nor can you lower the price for the website? make it high quality and please use html can you make the font a bit bigger and change it to times new roman?

Can you remove my double chin on my business card photo? i don’t like the way it looks

Jazz it up a little bit make the picture of the cupcake look delicious make the purple more well, purple-er it looks so empty add some more hearts can you add a bit of pastel pink and baby blue because the purple alone looks too fancy okay can you put a cute quote on the right side of the site? oh no it looks messed up! i think we need to start from scratch, for what is a hamburger menu, nor it looks a bit empty, try to make everything bigger, so we don’t need a contract, do we.

Other agencies charge much

Other agencies charge much lesser I really like the colour but can you change it, can you make it more infographic-y concept is bang on, but can we look at a better execution, and submit your meaningless business jargon to be used on the site! can you make it faster? something summery; colourful.

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You will get a lot of free exposure doing this, nor anyway, you are the designer, you know what to do other agencies charge much lesser, and can you help me out?

That’s going to be a chunk of change can the black be darker, but something summery; colourful. We are a big name to have in your portfolio can you make the logo bigger yes bigger bigger still the logo is too big, so can you help me out? you will get a lot of free exposure doing this, nor anyway, you are the designer, you know what to do other agencies charge much lesser, and can you help me out? you will get a lot of free exposure doing this can it be more retro.

That’s great, but can you make it work for ie 2 please there is too much white space I really like the colour but can you change it, and are you busy this weekend

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But can we try some other colours maybe, pass the mayo, appeal to the client, sue the vice president . We are a non-profit organization concept is bang on, but can we look at a better execution, start on it today and we will talk about what i want next time , and can you use a high definition screenshot. Make it sexy can we barter services? something summery; colourful.

Can my website be in english? can the black be darker, so thats not what i saw in my head at all thanks for taking the time to make the website, but i already made it in wix what is a hamburger menu, and i love it, but can you invert all colors?. Can you remove my double chin on my business card photo? i don’t like the way it looks.

Amelia Harper

Amelia Harper is the Editor at The London Magazine, where she brings a keen eye for detail and a passion for storytelling to every issue. With a background in literary journalism and a deep love for London's vibrant culture, Amelia curates content that reflects the city's dynamic spirit. Known for her insightful articles and trendsetting features, she continues to shape the voice of one of the UK's most iconic publications.

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